I guess Baby Lily read my last post making fun of her hair, so she made sure it looked nice for today before flying out of the house. I'm aware that it's super touristy, but we went to the Reading Terminal Market so we could eat food and I could pretend to be a street photographer. Actually, this destination was primarily guided by Man Versus Food Network shows so I could try Tommy DiNic's. I don't know if this is Tommy or not, but I know the younger guy is the one that was on the TV show that always makes me hungry. Hungry for this. I've eaten a lot of "omg you haf to try dis food" food featured on various TV shows in a lot of places, but this was really really "omg you haf to try dis food" if you're ever in the area food. But that's just me, Nicole likes cupcakes better. I like this lady because she makes very good cookies. I also like this lady because she's cute. Speaking of cute, Baby Lily decided she likes coffee, so we gave her her own one so she would stop trying to take ours.* Next, Nicole visited her holy place to go shopping with bunny. We get real excited about bunny. Baby Lily liked it so much that she wanted to steal bunny because she doesn't know what morals are yet, so we just let her do it.* More shopping in fancy stores in fancy places. I like looking at fancy buildings. Nicole likes being invisible with her sidewalk-cammo trench coat. Baby Lily likes noses. I liked this little bike and the ideas of a toddler bike messenger rolling around doing deliveries on training wheels. Are you ready for more food pictures? Because we're going to a fancy Food Network guy restaurant called Village Whiskey. It is named that for a reason, and I quickly ordered the most expensive scotch I've ever had in my life. I don't even know how much it cost for the bottle, but I'm sure it was more than I cost. They have lots of bottles, and truffle flavored mushroom cheeseburgers. That's right, Philadelphia Cheeseburger Tour! Cheeseburgers with foie gras and bacon. Then I quickly ordered the second most expensive scotch I've ever had in my life and let Baby Lily have a sip.* She was happy about that all the way until we got home when she could eat some meat cleaver and try my shoes on.
* A lot of the things that I write about Baby Lily aren't true. But the ones designated with asterisk all are.
