Wednesday, October 31, 2012


I know my blog has been totally lazy and sucking recently, but I took a somewhat serious photograph today. Somewhat.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012


Thanks, Sandy. You're a real jerk.

Monday, October 29, 2012


Sometimes real life is no fun to blog about.

Sunday, October 28, 2012


These might just look like a random pair of colorful socks, but they aren't. They are 3rd Place in Age Group Trophy Socks from the half marathon that I ran in a hurricane today. As such, they will live on my fireplace mantle with my other running prizes. Even though they are a random pair of colorful socks.

Saturday, October 27, 2012


We haven't had a working printer ever since Sienna learned how to break printers (yes pluralized). Today we decided to tempt fate. We'll see how long this one lasts.

Friday, October 26, 2012


I've use the Nike GPS/website to track my running ever since I first started seriously keeping track of it (a little over a year and a half ago). The other day I got an email asking me to complete a survey for them. I gladly obliged when they told me that I would receive a free shirt as a reward. I wasn't really convinced since it all sounded too good to be true, but it was. Today I got a free (expensive) shirt just for running, and I'm pretty positive that this is the closest to being "sponsored" as I will ever get in my whole "career."

Thursday, October 25, 2012


Sienna is about as sick of my blog as I am.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012


This frozen viking is vigilantly protecting my messed up shins.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012


I've invented at tradition involving bath time, beer, and achy shins.

Monday, October 22, 2012


Don't judge me.

Sunday, October 21, 2012


Difficult life decisions.

Saturday, October 20, 2012


I guess this place is about to turn 100.

Friday, October 19, 2012


Some people have the grand life aspirations of procuring the biggest house with the most stuff they possibly can. My delusionally ideal dream in life is to get rid of everything I own (that I don't absolutely need) and drive around the country living in a camper.

Thursday, October 18, 2012


It's pretty obvious that my interest in this blog is hanging on my its very last thread, but here's my really inexcusably lazy attempt at photographing the absolutely most photogenic time of the year.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012


Please note: Consuming a large handful of candy corn immediately before a hard tempo run is an incredibly foolish life decision. Thank you for you time.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012


As a relatively recent innovation, some (I'm assuming now very rich) person decided it would be a good idea to mass-market individualized glasses of wine in plastic sippy cups. Nicole would like to nominate that person for an award.

Monday, October 15, 2012


Of course the 90's Batman cartoon on TV all night is the highlight of my day. There really isn't much in the history of television that would top this.

Sunday, October 14, 2012


I always thought robots would be way cooler and do more amazing stuff. We wouldn't even need this robot if it wasn't for this beast.

Saturday, October 13, 2012


Sure, my mile splits were better in the race I just did, but I'm pretty happy with these for just a normal weekend run.

Friday, October 12, 2012


This half-empty bowl of microwaved pasta is literally the most pathetic lunch I've ever had. Those are faux-meatballs to just add to the blow.

Thursday, October 11, 2012


Last time I saw this baby, she was drunk off of milk and puking on my coworkers. Today she actually seemed quite happy to be at work. I kind of thought it was more fun the first time. BTW, today is 10-11-12.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012


I get so ridiculously excited about the UPS truck coming to my house that I shoot photos completely out of focus.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012


Burning evil calories.

Monday, October 8, 2012


Sienna is critiquing what Nicole deems as acceptable attire for leaving the house.

Sunday, October 7, 2012


Scouting. Reference yesterday's post for more information.

Saturday, October 6, 2012


I thought we just finished all this nonsense? Whose idea was this? Oh yeah, Nicole's.

Friday, October 5, 2012


Tacos. If you know, you know.

Thursday, October 4, 2012


I obsess about things that I will never in my whole entire life be able to afford. Ever.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012


Not my ticket, not my one hitter, but I thought it was worth noting.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012


...this is what I like to do on my days off.

Monday, October 1, 2012


My legs still don't like moving at all, so I spent the day at home eating Chinese food with Mushroom.