Friday, August 31, 2012


"Once in a blue moon."

Thursday, August 30, 2012


As a designer who's generally terrified of children, I wholeheartedly approve of the choice of photos on this birth announcement.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012


Don't mock this picture. This is my cultural heritage.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012


Who even sends letters with a million stamps like this anymore? The same person who tries to write to people that haven't lived in this house in over five years apparently.

Monday, August 27, 2012


If you don't know what this is, look at last year.

Sunday, August 26, 2012


Thinking about the next time I see this line is pretty much ruling my life for the next month. Apologies up front if my pictures get especially boring.

Saturday, August 25, 2012


Nicole has worn these two rings every day for five years straight. Personally, I'm not sure if having them is worth putting up with me every day, but I'm really glad that she thinks so.

Friday, August 24, 2012


It's official. There's no backing out once my credit card gets involved.

Thursday, August 23, 2012


This car is doomed. Destined for destruction.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012


I don't really have anything to say about this.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


Bad ideas like this are just the reality of my lifestyle right now. It worked.

P.s sorry for the foot picture, Jen. My life just revolves around my leg and foot distress right now.

Monday, August 20, 2012


My running gps watch tracks elevation. That's an abstract visualization of what torture looks like.

Sunday, August 19, 2012


...I have low impulse control.

Saturday, August 18, 2012


These are the sorts of things that hold my attention these days.

Friday, August 17, 2012


This chili cheese stain on the side of my house and roof is further proof that I'm the reason why we can't have nice things.

Thursday, August 16, 2012


Don't let the lack of number fool you, Nicole's actually running a race tonight...she just may or may not have actually registered to do it.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012


This is a main ingredient of the best things to do on summer nights.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012


I seem to have gotten myself into yet another training plan that I don't know if I can actually survive. Looking at what's in store for tomorrow's schedule, this may very well be the last post on this blog.

Monday, August 13, 2012


I had lunch with this fly today. He was as relatively polite as a fly can possibly be, and spent almost an entire hour hanging out without bugging anyone while eating spicy ketchup.

Sunday, August 12, 2012


Sometimes Sienna's pet squid goes missing and she starts acting like a crazy cat. Now that it's resurfaced, she's still acting like a crazy cat.

Saturday, August 11, 2012



Friday, August 10, 2012


This is where baby trucks come from.

Thursday, August 9, 2012



Wednesday, August 8, 2012


My life is currently set in the same repeating routine pretty much every night. I don't mind at all as long as that routine involves chocolate milk.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012


My bird chest is like a scrawny, sweaty bug zapper.

Monday, August 6, 2012


As discussed previously, there is was a mouse in the house. Nicole found it stuck to a sticky trap this morning on her way to work, so I didn't actually see it. I was going to take a picture of it for the sake of the blog, but Nicole protected my fragile sensibilities when it comes to animals, and suggested that I avoid seeing it.

So for the sake of the blog, I've staged a reenactment* starring Sienna's toy Hippy Mouse and the wrong kind of trap for dramatic effect.

*No Hippy Mouse was harmed in the making of this photographic picture.

Sunday, August 5, 2012


Apparently we have a mouse in our house. It's like the Olympics being on tv for cats. Unfortunately, just like the Olympics, they only spectate and don't participate.

Saturday, August 4, 2012


Lifestyle decisions.

Friday, August 3, 2012


The over all quality of my wedding would have been significantly increased with the addition of swords.

Thursday, August 2, 2012


Look who's back in town! I would like to think that she's happier to be home than this picture looks though. I know I'm happy that I made it though (almost) a week without her without ending up dead or in jail.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012


I was this guy today.