8-31-2012

"Once in a blue moon."

8-30-2012

As a designer who's generally terrified of children, I wholeheartedly approve of the choice of photos on this birth announcement.

8-29-2012

Don't mock this picture. This is my cultural heritage.

8-28-2012

Who even sends letters with a million stamps like this anymore? The same person who tries to write to people that haven't lived in this house in over five years apparently.

8-27-2012

If you don't know what this is, look at last year.

8-26-2012

Thinking about the next time I see this line is pretty much ruling my life for the next month. Apologies up front if my pictures get especially boring.

8-25-2012

Nicole has worn these two rings every day for five years straight. Personally, I'm not sure if having them is worth putting up with me every day, but I'm really glad that she thinks so.

8-24-2012

It's official. There's no backing out once my credit card gets involved.

8-23-2012

This car is doomed. Destined for destruction.

8-22-2012

I don't really have anything to say about this.

8-21-2012

Bad ideas like this are just the reality of my lifestyle right now. It worked.

P.s sorry for the foot picture, Jen. My life just revolves around my leg and foot distress right now.

8-20-2012

My running gps watch tracks elevation. That's an abstract visualization of what torture looks like.

8-19-2012

...I have low impulse control.

8-18-2012

These are the sorts of things that hold my attention these days.

8-17-2012

This chili cheese stain on the side of my house and roof is further proof that I'm the reason why we can't have nice things.

8-16-2012

Don't let the lack of number fool you, Nicole's actually running a race tonight...she just may or may not have actually registered to do it.

8-15-2012

This is a main ingredient of the best things to do on summer nights.

8-14-2012

I seem to have gotten myself into yet another training plan that I don't know if I can actually survive. Looking at what's in store for tomorrow's schedule, this may very well be the last post on this blog.

8-13-2012

I had lunch with this fly today. He was as relatively polite as a fly can possibly be, and spent almost an entire hour hanging out without bugging anyone while eating spicy ketchup.

8-12-2012

Sometimes Sienna's pet squid goes missing and she starts acting like a crazy cat. Now that it's resurfaced, she's still acting like a crazy cat.

8-11-2012

Mo.

8-10-2012

This is where baby trucks come from.

8-9-2012

Lifestyle.

8-8-2012

My life is currently set in the same repeating routine pretty much every night. I don't mind at all as long as that routine involves chocolate milk.

8-7-2012

My bird chest is like a scrawny, sweaty bug zapper.

8-6-2012

As discussed previously, there is was a mouse in the house. Nicole found it stuck to a sticky trap this morning on her way to work, so I didn't actually see it. I was going to take a picture of it for the sake of the blog, but Nicole protected my fragile sensibilities when it comes to animals, and suggested that I avoid seeing it.

So for the sake of the blog, I've staged a reenactment* starring Sienna's toy Hippy Mouse and the wrong kind of trap for dramatic effect.

*No Hippy Mouse was harmed in the making of this photographic picture.

8-5-2012

Apparently we have a mouse in our house. It's like the Olympics being on tv for cats. Unfortunately, just like the Olympics, they only spectate and don't participate.

8-4-2012

Lifestyle decisions.

8-3-2012

The over all quality of my wedding would have been significantly increased with the addition of swords.

8-2-2012

Look who's back in town! I would like to think that she's happier to be home than this picture looks though. I know I'm happy that I made it though (almost) a week without her without ending up dead or in jail.

8-1-2012

I was this guy today.