1-6-2011

New years resolution #1 stop spending all my money buying things from Craigslist. Tonight we went to go "pick up" my birthday presents in a random bar run by the gentleman above. The guy we bought them from was pretty awesome too, but I didn't want to shove a camera in his face. I'm now (poor and) ultra excited about my family of beautiful glass babies.

1-5-2011

I crossed the tomato bisque sea, climbed and defeated grilled cheese mountain, and returned victorious (seriously, guys...that sandwich was huge).

1-4-2011

Baby Lily was in town with her parents tonight and we gave her her jackalope from 12-26. It made her cry. Then she decided to accept it for its fuzzy and to chew on its tag. Here are some other highlights.

Wearing a cow and eating the table at dinner. I think she's a little confused as to the roles of the food and the table, but she's quickly learning by stealing people's hot dogs.
Dollhouse home inspection.
Gettin' buff brah.
Pretending to be a kitty and chewing on a catnip bird.
Party all night. Goodnight.

1-3-2011

I make stuff. Nicole cuts cilantro, then I eat until I'm in pain.

1-2-2011

Beware.
They have teeth.
Cookies make everything better.

1-1-2011

After a full year of eating strictly vegetarian to see if I felt any healthier, I'm turning it down a notch this year to "not really eating meat most of the time, but having a little sometimes and focusing more on just eating healthy." I quickly blew the "eating healthy" part and went straight for a Mr. Hero cheesesteak. In addition to serving delicious sub sandwiches, I found out that they also supply a wide range of religious deities.

12-31-2010

The roof the roof the roof is on fire, we didn't start the fire, burn baby burn...2010 went out with an explosive bang apparently. I don't really know what else to say about New Years Eve party pictures. I think I pretty much just covered everything you would expect. A countdown picture, (a whole night of) champaigne toasts, open container antics, dressed up girls, and pitstains. The only thing missing is kissin' pictures, but I'm too shy to post those.

...and that's it. Picture number three hundred and sixty-five of three hundred and sixty-five. I'm really surprised I made it all the way though the whole year with this many pictures.

12-30-2010

They might be melted by tomorrow, but I've been waiting weeks for snowman snow. Nicole is naked in the picture above, here's one with her clothes on. Here's another one just because I'm so excited about snowmen. Really excited.

Here's an inappropriate looking picture of my coworker popping bottles at work today. I can't believe the year is almost over.

12-29-2010

Do you remember the commercials where they ate the pizza backwards like that? Advertising works. Nicole and I don't even like Pizza Hut, but we saw a commercial on TV and had to have stuffed crust. Then we started watching this on TV before working some more on the dollhouse (the real one, not the show on TV).

12-28-2010

Microsoft Windows 2000.

12-27-2010

We're on a mission to make my niece Baby Lily the youngest home owner in her neighborhood. We're turning this into this into these.

12-26-2010

I love breakfast. Nicole loves Anthropologie and wasted no time to use her gift cards. I climbed mountains and found a jackalope. The farmer's vegetable stand is closed, and Christmas is over.

12-25-2010

Christmas is here. Snowman version of me is so baller, he has a gold chain with a snowman version of him on it. We woke up and opened presents at our house, then loaded up our sleigh with presents and went to have brunch and spend the day at Nicole's parent's. Then I did a bad job documenting, and a better job participating in the rest of the day's activities.

12-24-2010

It's Christmas Eve! Nicole made us a delicious and festive lunch of Tofurkey and cookies. Then we went exploring on the planet Hoth, added to my growing fancy booze collection, and went to church with my parents. Mushroom demanded to know where her presents were, so we let the cats have their new bed/house/scratching thing present after midnight.