3-2-2012

Did you know a group of turkeys is called a "rafter" or "gang"? Have you ever seen a gang of fourteen wild turkeys waiting for the bus before? Or maybe this should be a "why did they turkey cross the road?" joke.* By the way, turkeys can fly. I never really thought they could, but I saw it happen today.

Update:
After a poignant conversation regarding hand turkey drawings, destiny, this post, and fate...all signs pointed towards a turkey burger for lunch. There's no sense in fighting it.

*No turkeys were harmed in the making of this blog post...um...at least not before lunch time.

3-1-2012

It's still well over a month away, but I'm already gearing up for mushroom season. Seriously though...someone please block my ip address from being able to access any and all online sales.

2-29-2012

Unexpected Leap Day party fun. I ate good food and drank things that tasted like liquid popsicles with some of my favorite people. Four more years until the next one.

2-28-2012

Nicole doesn't believe in UFOs or little green alien drink stirrers.

2-27-2012

American Beauty and all that.

2-26-2012

Nicole has been my girlfriend for nine years today. Totally unrelated, this little guy reminds me of Wall-E.

2-25-2012

I can't sing along to N.W.A. songs loud enough.

2-24-2012

I'm almost good at sneaky, fast street photography...but not.

2-23-2012

I has all teh colorz. All the colors your eyes can see. I saw this crazy nest too. Does anyone know what kind of creature lives in such a weird house?

2-22-2012

I can guarantee without a doubt that I am the scrawniest and most out of place person ever to enter this building. Including girlfriends that were just here to watch their muscle dudes pick things up repeatedly. Even they have better sense than to wear French designer clothing and shoes with purple laces into a place like this.

2-21-2012

Major life decisions.

2-20-2012

So after breaking her foot in half and not running for the past month and a half, Nicole is back outside tearing up the neighborhood in crazy shoes.

2-19-2012

I'm not sure that I really "get" spas. I don't think I would want people to stick tissues between my toes and gift wrap my feet like presents, but Nicole seems to like it pretty well.

2-18-2012

This can sprays nature. We like nature and are glad that it's almost warm enough to spend days wandering around trees in the woods. Almost. We saw a giant owl, but I didn't get a picture. I did however get a slightly blurry picture of this giant pileated woodpecker. Maybe I'll do better next time when I'm not shivering.