4-20-2012

I don't even smoke cigarettes, so I'm just eating bunny and that's the extent of my observance of this "holiday."

4-19-2012

So I don't normally go to drug stores (unless I'm taking film to be developed) because things like this tend to happen. All of their Easter candy is 75% off, so I took it upon myself to purchase the largest chocolate bunny in the store. He was a steal at 57¢. I brought him back to my office so my little toy animal collection could worship him like a giant bunny deity.

P.s. if you ever want me to talk your ear off for multiple hours at a time, ask me about my theory regarding existence of giant animals before humans ruined the earth.

4-18-2012

We went out for a trail run and Nicole ended up grocery shopping.

4-17-2012

Every morning when the alarm on my phone goes off to wake me up, "Get Money" is the first thing I see. I thought that it would be a good subconscious, daily motivater to make myself rich. It hasn't worked.

4-16-2012

I'm probably jinxing it by even posting here about it, but I would like to be on the other side of this monitor at some point before I die.

4-15-2012

No one likes a bully.

4-14-2012

4-13-2012

Paying money to run away from home.

4-12-2012

I encountered this at work today. I have no idea what this is about, but I fully support whatever it is.

4-11-2012

So today is the one year anniversary of Nicole and I running with Nike+. Ironically, it fell right in the middle of my scheduled rest week off. So while Nicole got out, I stayed home and decided to "repair" the pieces of rubber falling off of my camera. I'm still a bit traumatized to go into full detail, but let's just say I'm probably not responsible enough to to use Super Glue. Long story short, I almost broke my camera tonight, but I managed to fix it with a screwdriver and gaffers tape. The end.

4-10-2012

There are many things in life that I disapprove of. This is pretty high up on the list.

4-9-2012

Did you read the story from 4-2-12? Well I went to a different location for lunch today. It was calm, there were no screaming children, and I won a prize from the claw machine.* Dreams do come true.

*Disregard the fact that I played a "play-til-you-win-(loser)" claw machine and that it took more than a handfull of attempts.

4-8-2012

This sad melty bunny would like to remind you of all the poor chocolate bunnies who will lose their lives today...and end up in my belly.

4-7-2012

It's pretty amazing to me that in the past year of running, I've taken around six minutes off of my first 5k time. If this rate of improvement continues, I should be a about a minute over the world record by this time next year. Also quite notable, Nicole placed and won a prize in her first race in her new age group...even after her stress fracture.