5-2-2012

"...So hot right now."
-Mugatu

5-1-2012

You can call it necessity or choice, but this is how we're living right now. Nicole perfers the Oriental ones. But you probably already knew that.

4-30-2012

I went to dinner with my father tonight. He eats weird food.

4-29-2012

Petting pet bees.

4-28-2012

I've wasted my youth hanging out with dogs (that wear shirts) and I probably will until I die. You can read into this statement as much as you want.

4-27-2012

I spent a long time in a car to see this big guy.

4-26-2012

This is my "I just worked a 14 hour day face." Actually it was only like 12 or so when I took the picture...but the internet isn't ready for the full face.

4-25-2012

I used to be a vegetarian. Now I eat bunny faces for an afternoon snack.

4-24-2012

I had a hard run tonight so I'm having a nice hot beer with a bottle of bath. I'm going to drown these shin splins one way or another.

Also note, my bottle tonight has a bear with moose antlers on the label. This 100% motivated the selection process to purchase this beer. I wish it was a real animal so I could have one for a pet. And take baths with it.

4-23-2012

Nicole is the only person in the whole world that gets my weird jokes about a small dead fly named Oocha...and even she doesn't think they're funny.

4-22-2012

...just in time for the snow that's coming tomorrow.

4-21-2012

Large scale murals about food are specifically applicable to my interests.

4-20-2012

I don't even smoke cigarettes, so I'm just eating bunny and that's the extent of my observance of this "holiday."

4-19-2012

So I don't normally go to drug stores (unless I'm taking film to be developed) because things like this tend to happen. All of their Easter candy is 75% off, so I took it upon myself to purchase the largest chocolate bunny in the store. He was a steal at 57¢. I brought him back to my office so my little toy animal collection could worship him like a giant bunny deity.

P.s. if you ever want me to talk your ear off for multiple hours at a time, ask me about my theory regarding existence of giant animals before humans ruined the earth.