5-31-2012

I'm finally getting back into the groove of just running after work almost every night. Which is awesome for me, but horrible for this blog since the only thing I really see after running is my living room ceiling.

5-30-2012

I'm pretty sure I'm being punished for doing something bad. I do a lot of bad things, so I'm sure I deserve this punishment whatever it was for. But tonight Nicole watched the longest chick flick ever created. So I read a book in an attempt to protect my brain cells.

5-29-2012

This is visual representation of two reasons why I run every night.

5-28-2012

We ate ice cream and watched the life struggles of a baby ducky in a waterfall.

5-27-2012

I've been living life like it's a rap video.

5-26-2012

"Life ain't a track meet, it's a marathon."

5-25-2012

I took the gamble today that an appetizer portion would be enough food for lunch...and totally lost. As a result, I had to make the most ghetto salad ever out of the lettuce you aren't even supposed to eat, and every type of sauce on the table. It was surprisingly not as horrible as you might expect. As soon as I finished eating said salad, I immediately went and got ice cream to make up for it. Sorry, Pup. I'm not sharing even a lick.

5-24-2012

Beating myself up running every night just so I can come home to this as quickly as possible might be the very definition of pointlessness.

5-23-2012

There are a number of things that automatically immediately make my day better. You're looking at one of them.

5-22-2012

Tonight after my run, I noticed a weird little brown thing on my tights (yes, I wear tights). I immediately smacked it, because that's just what you're supposed to do whenever you notice something atypical and you don't know what it is. It immediately exploded my own blood all over my hand. Totally gross. So here's a picture so you can be grossed out too.

5-21-2012

Today I found out that Nike is getting rid of the little characters on their running site, and I'm a little bummed out about it. My guy looks exactly like me, and watching him always makes me happy after my runs. On a brighter note, my runs are finally starting to feel a little better again since having the plague.

5-20-2012

I've posted on here about going to reptile shows before, but we still go to them pretty regularly. They remind Nicole and I of when she was a young boy and would go to these shows to look at scaly creatures with her mohawk.

5-19-2012

Today was "We Like Asian People" day in Cleveland. It's a little disconcerting that this guy is pretty much the pinnacle of cool/famous Asian people in contemporary American popular culture. Since you probably don't recognize him, he's from a dancing crew that was on an MTV contest show...and lost.

5-18-2012

We can still (kind of) say that Nicole (sort of) gets hit on by dudes (that she actually knows) at bars.