6-8-2012

It's Friday night. Nicole is drinking something sweet, light and fruity. I'm drinking the thickest, strongest, blackest beer at the bar. I think this is saying something.

6-7-2012

I run a lot. Nicole feeds me chocolate so I don't die.

6-6-2012

I love leaving work to venture into the semi-hood in search of lunch.

6-5-2012

I run a lot. Nicole feeds me cannoli so I don't die.

6-4-2012

I run a lot. Nicole feeds me cookies so I don't die.

6-3-2012

Nicole and I have a pretty great relationship, but believe it or not, we have had serious conflicts before. These problems exclusively revolve around chores and housework (I'll admit to being lazy). She almost divorced me back when we had to do the dishes by hand, and I'm pretty sure the neighbors still think I beat my wife after an incident involving shoveling the driveway. Luckily technology solves everything, and a dishwasher and the biggest snow blower in the store easily saved our marriage on separate occasions.

Fast forward to now and the untamed wilderness that grows in our backjungle. I ignore it entirely until it's too tall to see out the windows. Nicole hates this. Which in turn makes her hate me. I don't like it when she hates me. Due to logistical reasons beyond my control (who designed fence gates to be so small?!), we couldn't buy the biggest lawnmower in the store, but I'm pretty sure we got the best one. A fancy new lawnmower is a lot cheaper than divorce attorneys.

6-2-2012

We went far to feel slow.

6-1-2012

Wait! Hold on you guys, is this random parking lot the new Cleveland casino I keep hearing about? Because I think I just won something.

5-31-2012

I'm finally getting back into the groove of just running after work almost every night. Which is awesome for me, but horrible for this blog since the only thing I really see after running is my living room ceiling.

5-30-2012

I'm pretty sure I'm being punished for doing something bad. I do a lot of bad things, so I'm sure I deserve this punishment whatever it was for. But tonight Nicole watched the longest chick flick ever created. So I read a book in an attempt to protect my brain cells.

5-29-2012

This is visual representation of two reasons why I run every night.

5-28-2012

We ate ice cream and watched the life struggles of a baby ducky in a waterfall.

5-27-2012

I've been living life like it's a rap video.

5-26-2012

"Life ain't a track meet, it's a marathon."