4-25-2012

I used to be a vegetarian. Now I eat bunny faces for an afternoon snack.

4-24-2012

I had a hard run tonight so I'm having a nice hot beer with a bottle of bath. I'm going to drown these shin splins one way or another.

Also note, my bottle tonight has a bear with moose antlers on the label. This 100% motivated the selection process to purchase this beer. I wish it was a real animal so I could have one for a pet. And take baths with it.

4-23-2012

Nicole is the only person in the whole world that gets my weird jokes about a small dead fly named Oocha...and even she doesn't think they're funny.

4-22-2012

...just in time for the snow that's coming tomorrow.

4-21-2012

Large scale murals about food are specifically applicable to my interests.

4-20-2012

I don't even smoke cigarettes, so I'm just eating bunny and that's the extent of my observance of this "holiday."

4-19-2012

So I don't normally go to drug stores (unless I'm taking film to be developed) because things like this tend to happen. All of their Easter candy is 75% off, so I took it upon myself to purchase the largest chocolate bunny in the store. He was a steal at 57¢. I brought him back to my office so my little toy animal collection could worship him like a giant bunny deity.

P.s. if you ever want me to talk your ear off for multiple hours at a time, ask me about my theory regarding existence of giant animals before humans ruined the earth.

4-18-2012

We went out for a trail run and Nicole ended up grocery shopping.

4-17-2012

Every morning when the alarm on my phone goes off to wake me up, "Get Money" is the first thing I see. I thought that it would be a good subconscious, daily motivater to make myself rich. It hasn't worked.

4-16-2012

I'm probably jinxing it by even posting here about it, but I would like to be on the other side of this monitor at some point before I die.

4-15-2012

No one likes a bully.

4-14-2012

4-13-2012

Paying money to run away from home.

4-12-2012

I encountered this at work today. I have no idea what this is about, but I fully support whatever it is.