Do you remember my co-worker's head from 4-12-10? Well that head came to work today looking like this. Do you remember that knife I got last weekend? I think you know where this is going. "Look! It's working!" "Maybe we should try something sharper." Now I'm not quite sure when or how it happened exactly...but this is pretty clear proof that I'm not old enough to be allowed to own sharp objects. Sorry, Jared. "All better now!"
I can't get away from things that look like bloody crime scenes today. I spent my night making a mess in an empty diner.
