8-30-2010

Pink pillow, furry blanket, and blurry TV are pretty much the only things keeping me alive. This is what four and a half days of cabin fever looks like.

8-29-2010

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure tongues aren't supposed to be this color...like ever.

8-28-2010

I haven't been on the good side of this door for over two days. I've been here or here and that's about it.

8-27-2010

Waking up today was like waking up in the temperatures we had in Arizona, except the temperatures we had in Arizona were living inside me. At least Nicole left me with a little green shot glass which I definitely took full advantage of.

8-26-2010

This is sick people lunch. Don't judge me...I'm diseased.

8-25-2010

Today is Nicole and my three year anniversary. We unintentionally did a lot of three-related things. We went to Three Birds, I drank Tres Generaciones Anejo, and Nicole had this. We both had the three fancy cheeses plate, and I had a three Tylenol nighcap since my body decided to give me the three symptoms of fever, muscle aches, and a sore throat as anniversary gifts. I don't remember the last time I was this sick, but it sucks.

8-24-2010

Inspired by Nicole's pink-little-kid-bike-purchase from this past weekend, I got a new old BMX bike tonight from Craigslist. The thing with things from Craigslist is that you never know where they've been. Apparently mine was involved in the illicit sex trade...twice.

8-23-2010

My office goes to this one Mexican restaurant probably way too often for lunch. This guy lives there next to the register. Today, I wanted a toothpick but well...it's a good thing they keep a normal despenser on the side because I couldn't bring myself to take one from him.

8-22-2010

I woke up early to see how much the giant mushroom opened up over night. Here's a shot for scale. It might get even bigger still.

Then I spent the day here.

8-21-2010

After some internet research, we figured out that the neighbor mushroom is an Amanita muscaria or "fly agaric" toadstool. It's both very poisonous and psychoactive. It has opend up a lot since last night, but it should get even bigger...as long as no one kicks it over.

Nicole got a new old bike at a flea market.

We found weird dead things exploring in random woods.

8-20-2010

I went to the mall this morning before the stores opened to take some pictures for work. The mall before Ten o'clock is pretty much a hip and trendy gym for Senior Citizens.

A giant poisonous mushroom is living at the end of my street.

8-19-2010

To the handfull of you that have read this blog more than once, I'm sorry I keep posting gross out/twelve-year-old boy pictures. I'm not sure if there's just been more things of that sort around me recently, or if I've just been oddly attracted to such things. Regardless, that's what I've been seeing/documenting, so sorry if you're in the habit of looking at this blog on your lunch break. Here's something pretty to make up for it.

8-18-2010

Mark's going away lunch was incredibly emotional. Best of luck out there, homie.

8-17-2010

The rock climbing booboo I gave myself on the creek walk this past weekend looks gross now.

Here's an update on Nicole's carnivorous plant terrarium birthday present. See 4-26-2010.