8-11-2012

Mo.

8-10-2012

This is where baby trucks come from.

8-9-2012

Lifestyle.

8-8-2012

My life is currently set in the same repeating routine pretty much every night. I don't mind at all as long as that routine involves chocolate milk.

8-7-2012

My bird chest is like a scrawny, sweaty bug zapper.

8-6-2012

As discussed previously, there is was a mouse in the house. Nicole found it stuck to a sticky trap this morning on her way to work, so I didn't actually see it. I was going to take a picture of it for the sake of the blog, but Nicole protected my fragile sensibilities when it comes to animals, and suggested that I avoid seeing it.

So for the sake of the blog, I've staged a reenactment* starring Sienna's toy Hippy Mouse and the wrong kind of trap for dramatic effect.

*No Hippy Mouse was harmed in the making of this photographic picture.

8-5-2012

Apparently we have a mouse in our house. It's like the Olympics being on tv for cats. Unfortunately, just like the Olympics, they only spectate and don't participate.

8-4-2012

Lifestyle decisions.

8-3-2012

The over all quality of my wedding would have been significantly increased with the addition of swords.

8-2-2012

Look who's back in town! I would like to think that she's happier to be home than this picture looks though. I know I'm happy that I made it though (almost) a week without her without ending up dead or in jail.

8-1-2012

I was this guy today.

7-31-2012

I'm prone to making intentionally horrible life decisions just for the experience.

P.s. they were delicious.

7-30-2012

In my current state of affairs, this coloration is considered progress and a good thing.

7-29-2012

Nicole left me. Only for (less than) a week, but regardless. No matter how short of a duration, it's pretty much the equivalent of leaving a three legged puppy to fend for it self in the desert. In order to survive, I'm left to mine whatever edible ingredients we have left in the refrigerator. On the bright side, I invented the hot sauce pizza omelette.